I really like my KitchenAid mixer although I use it only on rare occasions. Generally, these occasions revolve around making mashed potatoes or occasionally banana bread! In case you’d like to know a (Mis)Happening’s fun fact…..mashed potatoes are one of my most favorite foods! However, during my last mashed potato making session, my KitchenAid attacked me. And…..there was a witness to the event even!
My KitchenAid doesn’t occupy a permanent countertop position for a couple reasons. 1…I don’t have that much countertop to go around, and 2…..you can only eat mashed potatoes so often. It just doesn’t need to be out all the time. This effort to clean up and put stuff away is really the cause of my most recent incident. Frankly, this isn’t the first time that attempting to clean up and organize my life has come back to bite me in the boo-tay. Often times, I wonder why I even try and adult, because it just doesn’t seem like it ever works out for me. Case in point….I maybe got too ambitious/excited about planting some veggies for summer, and I probably now have a couple dead tomato plants because spring in South Dakota is currently involving a winter weather advisory!
The KitchenAid’s home is on the bottom of my pantry cupboard. It only barely fits on the shelf, and some focus and maneuvering is required to get it put back away. I’m not even sure what exactly the mixer got caught on while I was trying to put it away the other night. I do know that the squishy part of my knee, right above my knee cap, ran smack into the pointy front edge of my mixer. Now, I get hurt a lot, a couple weeks ago a candle attacked me in a similar fashion while I was getting in the truck, but this was, I think, the worst owwy I’ve received while at home. I was left with the sort of feeling you get when you bang your funny bone…only in my knee, and a large bump and bruise. To make matters a bit worse, the bruise is right at Scout’s head height, so she has a tendency to whack it while trying to show off her hedgehog or alligator retrieving and murdering skills.
To makes matters worse, I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE DINNER FOR THE NEW BOY!
So there’s The Engineer….sitting across the island from me….looking slightly concerned and a little bit confused as I’m like half laughing and being mostly in pain. I’ve warned him several times that life with me is just a constant ride on the struggle bus, but either he doesn’t believe me, or he doesn’t seem to mind. It’s not even like I had to pull out all the cooking stops to impress him. He’s been to several of the house parties, so he’s always known that I’m perfectly capable of whipping up some dinner.
He had his own fair share of fails this weekend though too! It just hasn’t been the most successful weekend at Casa (Mis)Happenings. I finally decided to upgrade my old college coffee pot. I’ve been wanting new one for quite some time, but I had originally planned on waiting for the old one to die before upgrading. However, I got tired of waiting….and frankly that wasn’t the best plan because it would involve being without a coffee pot for a day or two. So…..I ordered myself a Ninja! It’s got a timer, I don’t have to move it out from under the cabinets every morning to fill the water tank, and it will brew different sizes and strengths of coffee depending on what I’m after. I’m excited to use the Iced Coffee setting this summer so I don’t have to drink stale, old, brewed coffee over ice, and The Engineer is excited to make his new favorite coffee drink…..the frappucino….in combo with my Ninja blender!
Anyway, he decided that he was going to make the inaugural pot of coffee on the new Ninja. Someone….maybe over estimated how strong he likes his coffee….and brewed up a pot of mud. I thought it was fairly drinkable….with the addition of some coconut milk. He used the included milk frother thingy to whip up some milk to try and fix his…..it didn’t work out. It was only after he had given up on drinking the mud that I remembered that I have some actual coffee creamer in the fridge that BFB left behind a couple weeks ago….whoopsy! Despite the bad coffee, we did have a nice rainy morning Harry Potter mini marathon! I’m not sure what else you’re supposed to do when the temperature drops near to freezing and it rains all day. Movies and snacks seem like the only logical answer!