I know I didn’t post a blog last week…..oopsy. But, I had a busy week. Monday I spent just over $400 on getting the caps on my broken front teeth fixed. The plus side is I discovered my teeth are the whitest shade that they have that’s considered “natural”…shade A1, the downside is I had to spend that much money to realize that glorious little mood booster. I packed a weeks worth of work into two days, and then I packed and fled the East side humidity with the Bitch Faced Bestie for some cooler weather and country fun!
First things first…..the Terrainy needed an oil change. So I went to the dealership at 8am for my scheduled appointment for a 60,000 mile check and oil change. Two hours later……I think all they did was change the oil and rotate the tires?!?! So thanks for that dealership! The delay lead to some snarky bestie texts…..
When the besties are getting antsy and you have to tell them to calm their party pants down!
So I ran across town, picked up the BFB, we stopped for coffee, and we were off!
Big adventures require big coffees!
Road tripping shenanigans!
Found this Airstream at the gas station in Kadoka……I need it!
We arrived at Lil B’s house, unpacked the car, and the headed to the BFB’s parents house to make dinner. I successfully cooked my first pork chops and learned that steamed broccoli dunked in the creamy zip of Miracle Whip is a thing. I have to say….it’s a thing I don’t understand, but it’s still a thing!
After dinner it was back to Lil B’s house for a night of bestie drinking and Netflix! I think we watched the same comedy special on Netflix 2-3 times over the weekend…..because it’s epic. Lil B and I had already seen it, and we watched it again several times because that’s just how good she is!
“He was like what’s up? …and I was like what’s up?!”
Sleeping in was followed by coffee and the decision that maybe we needed breakfast. Breakfast when in Lead/Deadwood is an obvious choice for me….The Hickok House! Basically the general flow of my trips to the West are me just eating my way around town, and then coming home poor and with a severe case of gut rot. You’d think I would learn….I never do and I never care!
Chili Rellenos, ham steak, and rancher breakfast. I don’t really know what else needs to be said about this photo honestly! Seriously….get in my belly! (Bonus points if you can guess which breakfast is mine!)
After breakfast we decided to run up to Spearfish for some groceries and a coffee pot. Lil B only has a Keurig, and we decided that for the group of us that was just sorta inconvenient. We did end up getting a coffee pot, but we forgot filters so the whole thing was sorta useless. I did however manage to get pulled over on the highway to Spearfish going 70 in a 65 zone…..which is total crap! I got off with just a warning and some severe giggles from the girls in the car.
NEED FOR SPEED!
Taking these two to Walmart is a bit like herding cats. It’s fine, I’ve done it before and I know what I’m in for, but we get a lot of strange looks as we wander the aisles giggling about something that only we three find funny. Case in point…..this glorious screen shot of our self check out session.
Yes, that does say BJ ice cream, yes we giggled like small children about it, and no I didn’t buy any BJ ice cream. It’s Ben and Jerry’s for anyone who’s now concerned about our taste in frozen treats.
Friday afternoon was spent with B’s little girls before we had to get ready to head to the first of two concerts for the weekend. The girls got pedicures, makeup, and fancy braids before they were off the Grandma’s house for the night. It rained all day Friday and was surprisingly cold….and of course I forgot to pack jeans. Thank goodness for boots and long sleeve flannel!
Round One: The Eli Young Band
We dragged a poor little hungover Lil B outta bed and hauled her off to breakfast at the BFB’s parents house. She perked up like a daisy in the cold air and had her head out the back window of my car like a dog on the drive over, but once inside slowly whittled into a sleeping pile on the couch again. Oh well…..more toast for me!
Sometimes a cup of coffee just speaks to you…..
After breakfast it was more lounging at B’s house with the girls before lunch. I told you, all I do is eat when I’m there!
When you haven’t showered yet, so you obviously need makeover help.
The makeovers went fine…..we thought…..and everyone was hungry so we started getting ready for lunch. I took off my lipgloss which was nearly up to my nose, and I told the BFB to blend out her new smokey eye a bit more, but generally we thought we looked ok. That was until we got into the car. I had gold eyeshadow from eyebrow to cheek bone essentially, and the BFB had raccoon eyes of glitter.
You can’t really see the makeup it on the pic….but these are our faces once we realized our “makeover” situation. BFB had to try and remove glitter from her face with a bandaid because glitter is like herpes and once you have it it never really leaves you!
Undaunted by my new Goldmember style eye makeup we headed to Lewie’s. Sadly, in what I can only assume is some sort of post-rally style snafu, they had no tap beer. You might not understand why this is sad, but if you drink enough tap beer there you get free beer. I’m halfway to a free beer, and as we all know, free beer is the best beer! We also had to sit inside as the patio was full. This meant we couldn’t hide our glamour behind sunglasses….which was a bit awkward.
Heaven in a basket…..there were also cheeseballs, but those got eaten first! And for those who are curious, that’s a standard Lewie’s cheeseburger with bacon and jalapeños. Always add the bacon and jalapeños!
My lunch date!
The under table floppy flop party
When you decide it’s more fun to not have to ride home with your Momma! (We hadn’t left the parking lot yet, so no one freakout please!)
After lunch, everyone was in need of a nap so we went home for a living room style sleep over. I didn’t nap super well because I was unaware of how much children fidget around and make noise during nap time, but any nap is better than no nap. Nap time was followed up with another mini makeup session for the little ones and a trip back to Grandma’s for them so the big girls could get ready for the night out.
Round Two: Reckless Kelly
I could have touched a Braun brother!!! Like literally just reached right out and touched them! I did get handed a set list after the show and got it signed by the band. I gave it to Papa G because, A….he got us tickets to the concerts and t-shirts for Round One, and B….he’s got a music room where it will be much more appreciated than anywhere in my house I could put it.
Needless to say we were pretty drained after two nights of party, but we did all manage to bum around for a bit once we got home and eat ice cream and watch Netflix. At our cores, we are all sorta lazy sweatpants and Netflix sorta girls….we just like to do it in a full face of makeup because ya know…..we be fancy!
The drive home…..honestly nothing is worse than the drive home after a weekend of party in the West. You’re tired, you probably stink, and the time change does not work in your favor. We loaded up the Terrainy, stopped at the BFF’s parents one last time so they could send the entire town of Lead home with her in the car, stopped in Rapid so I could get my reload of Philly Ted’s to squirrel in the freezer and we were off on the open road. I took no pictures, because again…..it’s exhausting and mind numbing. We swung down to my Momma’s to pick up my Scout baby, and then it was back north towards home.
All in all a good girl’s weekend full of fun bestie shenanigans…..maybe too many shenanigans. By definition though, can you ever really have too many shenanigans? Is that even a thing?!