Well here we are kids, the first blog of the new year! I feel like I should have some sort of deep, philosophical wisdom to impart, but I don’t really. I’m not usually one for setting resolutions Personally I think they just lead to disappointment. So, this is my new mantra….
I did spend an awesome New Year’s weekend out in the hills with most of my favorite girls. I stayed out in a cabin with my Chem Smarty Pants and The Boys…..and the bear cubs……fucking bear cubs ruining our groove! I know that you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I love bear cubs! They are adorable, and I just want to squeeze them!” I have those same feelings about actual bear cubs. These however, were not regular, cute bear cubs. These were annoying, basement room stealing, underage so no you may not come to the bars with us, semi weird, and demanding bear cubs.
Sassy Bear Cubs don’t care that about your vacation plans!
Seriously though, these lil twin bears at the Munich Zoo….do you die!?!? I die!
The saga begins with The Cubs and The Boys car pooling to the Hills from Nebraska. Now, unbeknownst to everyone else, the Bear Cubs had to go back to Nebraska a day early…..they knew…..AND JUST DIDN’T TELL ANYONE! So there we all are, having a grand time, and it had to get cut short because of the cubs. To add extra annoyance to the situation, the cubs didn’t help us clean up at all. They basically cleaned up their little basement cave, came upstairs, sat on the couch, and watched everyone else work. This cause Lil B and I to have to run a reconnaissance mission for half a pan of lasagna and some snacks because our group lunch trip to Lewie’s threw off their cleaning groove. Youths…..I’m telling ya!
These sassy cubs at least fake taking out the garbage!
However, we all still had an amazeballs time and the bear cubs aren’t gonna ruin that. I got to go to dinner with my Lil B and her family Saturday night, and I attempted to teach her littlest to play tic tac toe……it went…..decently haha. Saturday night I spent in Rapid with my Sexy Russian and her fiancee, so the weekend was a success. Actually, it was one of the more successful trips I’ve had out there in a long time.
The other plus side of being in the Hills was that I didn’t see anyone I didn’t want to see and I ate Lewie’s twice….so gym time fun time for me in the new year!
My old phone was mostly on the fritz the whole time I was there, so I didn’t get that many pictures taken. I did have a new phone waiting for my at Momma’s, but the case hadn’t arrived and I didn’t wanna chance dropping a brand new phone during our shenanigans.
When you’re tall and Paul cuts off your head…..still better than the first picture of just our boobs……boys!
When you’re being tipsy and mysterious behind your phones…..it’s like modern societies version of the fan. I know I know….I was keeping it super classy with the PBR, but you’ll also notice that we had lots of water glasses. With age comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes hangover avoidance strategies!
Ahh the Social Club, always a solid choice!
We have no pictures of the boys, and no pictures of the dancing that took place downstairs. Just as well honestly, cuz it was sorta a hot, sweaty, crowded mess.
We finally caught a cab back to the cabin around 3, and then proceeded to make pizza, drink champagne, and dance around the kitchen until about 5am!!! Our New Year’s Eve was really one of those nights that makes you feel like you need a vacation from your vacation!!